The Enigma Order

read this while u camt log in :-)
http://eu.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/4537413716

"1. Death inducing blunt trauma to the head causes my boots to fall apart, whereas sprinting in them does not.
21. A small, female wizard can wield the exact same giant two-handed axe as a veteran barbarian that is twice her size without problems
22. a couple of bracers takes in the same place as a HUGE BROADSWORD in my backpack.
40. Skeletons, not wearing anything but a sword and shield have a chance to drop a mace.
43. It is possible to summon a meteor in an underground cave.
70. If a meteor falls on an inn with lots of people, none of them give a !@#$.
72. Actually some insects or eels could kill diablo with a bit of skill, if they wanted to. They have way more hp and dps than any human.
172. Enchantress and templer is a better love story then twilight
240. The need to look manly is overridden by the need to play for 90 hours watching a cute female butt.
246. Do not ever logout, you may not get back in.
276 - Unlike Europe or US, they have found a way to tame inflation in Sanctuary and created perfect competition by setting a limit of 10 sells at auction.
321. Everyone is writing on this forum cause they can't login to the game. "

172 & 246 ftw

Last edited by Rhade (2012-05-31 20:53:31)