The Enigma Order

venuu · 2009-05-23 12:29:12

Sup?

About me:
Name: Tom Versteeg, that's right, Fluffball's brother!
Age: 17 years old
Country: Netherlands
Occupation/work: I go to school, work at the local supermarket. It's teh examsperiod now.. : (
Activity level: Online all day, baby! Usually somewhere after 4-5 PM till 23-24 Server Time.
In life:
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
Nothing special about me Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
And my sexual performance is an average

I work at customer service for a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but that’s all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quite street
I don’t go out too much I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car I use public transportation
I don’t mind I read till I reach my destination
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
the amount of money I save this shit is off the hook

And i am not very good with the women
I’m a pretty shy person and I’m average looking
last time I had sex was in 2003
and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn’t free

I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
I get nervous in social situations Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
I get constipated once a month Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
and I get scared when I go see the dentist

I’m the “Pauly Shore” of everyday life
easily forgettable and I am not very liked
I have an “According to Jim” personality
I’m as entertaining as a fucking STD

if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
I’ll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
honestly I probably wont fight back
And I don’t have many friends that would back me up
My friend Steve would but he doesn’t look very tough

If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you’re not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
and if you got a bad back put your hands up

I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
My parents are really nice people Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
I like the show greys anatomy Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
and I am pretty good at making paper planes

My chars:
Name: Venuu / Serious
Class: Survival Hunter / Frost DK
Armory link: Venuu, Serious.
Professions: Jewelcrafting, Leatherworking, Skinning/Skinning.

Note that I'm also leveling a PvPalt, a rogue. It's name is Venuulól. I'm gonna level Engineering and Enchanting on it. Might be making it my main aswell at some point.

Previous guilds and why I want to join this one:
I've been in Anastasis. I am one of the few remaining core-members, who started rerolling with them in the end of TBC. But as I had to go to school etc., I did not have a lot of spare time to go and raid with them all night long. New people came along, who're not very friendly: elitist progress junkies, who - if not going right - are pissed off all day long. Other than that I've been in Furious (www.fa-gaming.com, don't know if it still exists) back on Neptulon, I left it because off TBC hitting the stores. TBC-release was intended to be the end of my 'WoW-career', but I got drawn back to the game, finding that everybody already was level 70 (and Karageared, lol!) when I started playing again, which wasn't a good climate for me to start playing again. That's why I then transferred my ole hunter to Outland, to play with some RLs. It's been a year since a good RL friend of me linked me to the Anastasis-guildsite: a rerolling guild that was going to raid on competative level. They were in dire need of hunters, which made me roll Venuu (originally was named Venusaur). By doing so, I also had Fluffball and a few other real life mates to join their ranks (Argasis, Thiazi, Nodin, Unia and Netherburn).
I want to join this guild because of my brother. I'm gonna be honest with you guys: I want to join this guild to spend time raiding with my brother and some of his - seemingly - nice friends. I really am not that into indulging in some other project like Anastasis, who only care about the progress they make and seem to have forgotten what the guild was meant to be like. I hear you guys have this friendly atmosphere where I hopefully will fit in to.

Do you know anyone in The Enigma Order?
Yes, Fluffball is my real life brother. I sometimes do some pivipi / afking on the character AND there's this guy, Knuffelbeer, which I used to see in-game on regular base (just seeing, not actual interacting with the guy). Somehow remembered him.

Why should I get invited to The Enigma Order?
I'm easy to get along with. Got lots of gold to spare to whipe all day long, and I mastered the divine art of stepping out of fires and blowing this up over the internets. Apart from that I spent 7 years in Tibet, along with Brad Pitt and I'm fluent in 17 languages, breathtakingly handsome and I know the drill of tanking and spanking. Other than that I like teaching them mean pixels a lesson as a team. Woohoo!

Experience:
Pre-TBC: Full MC/BWL/ZG/AQ20/AQ40 and a little bit of Naxxramas.
TBC: Karazhan, Gruul's, Magtheridon, Tempest Keep, Serpentshrine Cavern, MH and a few bosses in BT.
WotLK: Cleared Naxxramas (10/25), Malygos (10/25), OS (10/25 +1), a bit of Ulduar.

If there's anything else you need to know, tell me (in-game on Venuu/Serious or Venuulól, or just here on the boards).

Fluffball · 2009-05-23 13:06:06

<3 my lil' brother :p knows how to play his classes, and apparantly he can raid in the evenings now

Aya · 2009-05-23 13:34:42

Yo , that introduction was wack !
You sound like a white boy who thinks he's black !

denatus · 2009-05-23 14:09:27

To aya:

Ihsahn wrote:
This post is to our members.
DO NOT TROLL THE APPLICATION POSTS, DONT SPAM THEM WITH USELESS CRAP

On a serious note:
Which class are you actually applying with ? We do not allow for two main chars in the guild for various reasons.

Last edited by denatus (2009-05-23 14:12:53)

venuu · 2009-05-23 14:26:41

denatus wrote:
To aya:
Ihsahn wrote:
This post is to our members.
DO NOT TROLL THE APPLICATION POSTS, DONT SPAM THEM WITH USELESS CRAP
On a serious note:
Which class are you actually applying with ? We do not allow for two main chars in the guild for various reasons.

Did that so that you guys could have a word or whatever for what class you are in greatest need of. I see that both Hunters and Death Knights are filled, so I thought: better spread ma chances babeh!

Aya · 2009-05-23 14:51:23

it was a diss ok + its allowed if use pictures somebody once said

Lamme · 2009-05-24 01:57:48

Since you are Serious I reckon a serious approach should be taken his and a x-loss tests should be developped. Therefore, I starts with a simple riddle to check out your analytical thinking:

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

Bonus points for 2 different, yet possibly correct answers.

Apox · 2009-05-24 02:27:17

My answer is Aya. (Or maybe Palma)
Could be trance aswell.

venuu · 2009-05-24 11:35:44

Lamme wrote:
Since you are Serious I reckon a serious approach should be taken his and a x-loss tests should be developped. Therefore, I starts with a simple riddle to check out your analytical thinking:

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

Bonus points for 2 different, yet possibly correct answers.

No, I cannot guess the riddle, but if I HAVE to give you an answer: God.

denatus · 2009-05-24 12:39:16

The sun, man, the sun

venuu · 2009-05-24 12:42:59

denatus wrote:
The sun, man, the sun

THERE WAS NO EDIT BUTTON ;(((((

Zenghu · 2009-05-24 13:16:18

Lamme wrote:
Since you are Serious I reckon a serious approach should be taken his and a x-loss tests should be developped. Therefore, I starts with a simple riddle to check out your analytical thinking:

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

Bonus points for 2 different, yet possibly correct answers.

Wow, that was fun riddle. Found 2 possibly correct answers.

denatus · 2009-05-24 13:19:19

venuu wrote:
denatus wrote:
The sun, man, the sun
THERE WAS NO EDIT BUTTON ;(((((

I'm guessing too

venuu · 2009-05-24 14:26:47

denatus wrote:
venuu wrote:
denatus wrote:
The sun, man, the sun
THERE WAS NO EDIT BUTTON ;(((((
I'm guessing too

Still, quickly after I decided to put God there I thought about the sun :< seems like a better answer. But as far as the question about the riddle concerns I'm still sticking with:

No, I cannot answer the riddle.

Zenghu · 2009-05-24 14:47:00

denatus wrote:
The sun, man, the sun

Can't squueze the sun. :p

Aya · 2009-05-24 14:47:20

maybe you can't !

Apox · 2009-05-24 15:13:46

I'm thinking it's just a trick question

Pakkapoo · 2009-05-24 17:09:50

Think i have heard this riddle somewhere before, the first word that came in my mind was Pressure.

Aya · 2009-05-24 17:45:13

you just googled it !

Tanduli · 2009-05-24 20:00:40

Lamme wrote:
Since you are Serious I reckon a serious approach should be taken his and a x-loss tests should be developped. Therefore, I starts with a simple riddle to check out your analytical thinking:

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

Bonus points for 2 different, yet possibly correct answers.

no

Ino · 2009-05-24 21:26:23

first thing you have to do is buy a flying mount

and the riddle..

que?

Fluffball · 2009-05-24 21:39:07

Ino wrote:
first thing you have to do is buy a flying mount

^^ he has epix flyer on hunter and slowbie flyer on DK

And that riddle makes my head spin, i'll take a look at it when not feeling like shit ^_^

Lamme · 2009-05-25 10:14:16

(don't miss the part at the very bottom)

First of all it's a shameless copy-paste from the first link that google shows when you search fo "world hardest riddle", si I'm not responsible for anything myself . As for the "answers".

Possible answer no.1 (I like this one better)
NO

And a little explanations:
By the way, the reason a kindergartners could get this and not a Harvard student is that most poems don't make 100% sense, they usually borderline around 90%. Most intelligent people gain analytical skills, which means ALL the facts must add up to 100% before an answer is contrived. When it comes to kids, they just say the first thing out of their mouth that they think may be right without giving it a second thought, which of course makes them say the darnedest things that will make even you ponder sometimes.

Possible answer no.2 (which I don't like that much, but I suspect that's the "origina" answer)
TIME

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.

I don't like that much - assuming that's the right one - because I don't find it 100% suitable. Riddle that's suposed to be analitycal but in fact breaks down to knowing a certain poem ain't that much fun.

Im-possible answer no.3! Gets better and better, off to -
PONIES mon!

Everyone knows that ponies paint the polar bears white

Ponies make you cry if they stand on you

Ponies make boys have to pee after they have gone for a long ride

Ponies make girls comb their hair because when they were little they had my little ponies and they would always comb their hair, so now they just comb their own hair

Ponies make celebrities look stupid when they fall on them

Normal people look like celebrities when they ride round on ponies in downtown LA, coz only a celebrity would have a pony in down town LA

Ponies make pancakes turn brown because they dont like them green

Ponies make champagne bubble by the complex process of carbonation (please refer to wikipedia for more details)

If you squeeze a pony with two bulldozers, it will pop

If you look at a pony the wrong way, they will sit on you, and make you pop.

On a more serious notice
This application went way off-topic (my fault), but back to the meritum - we still haven't actually discussed the content of your application, so bare a little more with us.
As a hunter CL I feel that my department is 101% full. We should have a decision for you soon.

Last edited by Lamme (2009-05-25 11:07:46)

venuu · 2009-05-26 13:13:57

Lamme wrote:
On a more serious notice
This application went way off-topic (my fault), but back to the meritum - we still haven't actually discussed the content of your application, so bare a little more with us.
As a hunter CL I feel that my department is 101% full. We should have a decision for you soon.

Any news about my application? I wanna raid with Argasis and my brother!

Lamme · 2009-05-26 13:21:49

Problem is, we're full in hunters and DK departments. We're trying to figure something out.

You sure you ain't got a mage or shaman laying about?

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