The Enigma Order

A hastily written letter, with several blotches of ink and struck-out lines, is delivered to The Enigma Order, curiously enough carried by a mechanical squirrel...

Hello!

My squirrels need vacati- The line abruptly ends.

What I mean is... This line, too, is crossed over.

...

Hello!

My name is Scrumplebub, Inventore Extraordinaire of Squirrelse Mechanicale (~With Nay a Stayne of Ruste Ever~), and I am in need of your help!

You see, my precious little friends are so horribly bored! Yes, it is really quite depressing, and depressed too are they! Why, the other day, I even caught sir Archibald the Magnificent XIII trying to drown himself in a puddle of water! (It did not work, and nor did he rust, for he is a Squirrele Mechanicale With Nay a Stayne of Ruste Ever. (Buy one today! For inquiries and further information, visit your nearest dwarven tavern or mechanoshop.))

Ahem! At any rate, my poor friends are in desperate need of vacation! And this is where I need your help, goodfriends. I want you to each adopt a Squirrele Mechanicale (~With Nay a Stayne of Ruste Ever~) and show it the world! For your convenience I have put together a list of locations where my cousins live, and each has been informed via letter of your hopefully imminent arrivals.

Unfortunately I am not quite sure of exactly where in the world they live, but I am sure you will think of a way to figure it out with help of what little I remember of each place! Information about their locations of residence, and what I remember of their whereabouts will be given to each volunteer together with your adopted Squirrele Mechanicale (~With Nay a Stayne of Ruste Ever~) at a date not far from now. Please help my squirrels!

Will you help?

...

Pretty please?

- Scrumplebub (Inventore Extraordinaire of Squirrelse Mechanicale With Nay a Stayne of Ruste Ever)


PS. Oh! And of course you will be handsomely rewarded, with an extra super special prize for the one who shows my little friends the most places!

PS2. Instructions and suchlike will be delivered to all volunteers at a later date. Please sign your name on the attached list if interested, and give it to the squirrel who delivered this letter to you in the first place (please feed him once a day!).

PS3. Buy a Squirrele Mechanicale (~With Nay a Stayne of Ruste Ever~) today! Trained to bring in the morning paper and cook many an omelette with ham and cheese, won't rust, drown or get squashed by drive-by mechanostriders, and if you close our eyes (and burn the mushrooms delivered together with the squirrel and inhale the smoke thereof for fifteen minutes) you almost can't tell it's not a real squirrel! Buy your Squirrele Mechanicale (~With Nay a Stayne of Ruste Ever~) today! For inquiries and further information, visit your nearest dwarven tavern or mechanoshop.

Last edited by Scrumplebub (2007-10-01 03:50:14)