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#1 2007-10-01 03:46:14

Scrumplebub
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Registered: 2007-09-30
Posts: 4

Save the squirrels, save the world!

A hastily written letter, with several blotches of ink and struck-out lines, is delivered to The Enigma Order, curiously enough carried by a mechanical squirrel...

Hello!

My squirrels need vacati- The line abruptly ends.

What I mean is... This line, too, is crossed over.

...

Hello!

My name is Scrumplebub, Inventore Extraordinaire of Squirrelse Mechanicale (~With Nay a Stayne of Ruste Ever~), and I am in need of your help!

You see, my precious little friends are so horribly bored! Yes, it is really quite depressing, and depressed too are they! Why, the other day, I even caught sir Archibald the Magnificent XIII trying to drown himself in a puddle of water! (It did not work, and nor did he rust, for he is a Squirrele Mechanicale With Nay a Stayne of Ruste Ever. (Buy one today! For inquiries and further information, visit your nearest dwarven tavern or mechanoshop.))

Ahem! At any rate, my poor friends are in desperate need of vacation! And this is where I need your help, goodfriends. I want you to each adopt a Squirrele Mechanicale (~With Nay a Stayne of Ruste Ever~) and show it the world! For your convenience I have put together a list of locations where my cousins live, and each has been informed via letter of your hopefully imminent arrivals.

Unfortunately I am not quite sure of exactly where in the world they live, but I am sure you will think of a way to figure it out with help of what little I remember of each place! Information about their locations of residence, and what I remember of their whereabouts will be given to each volunteer together with your adopted Squirrele Mechanicale (~With Nay a Stayne of Ruste Ever~) at a date not far from now. Please help my squirrels!

Will you help?

...

Pretty please?

- Scrumplebub (Inventore Extraordinaire of Squirrelse Mechanicale With Nay a Stayne of Ruste Ever)


PS. Oh! And of course you will be handsomely rewarded, with an extra super special prize for the one who shows my little friends the most places!

PS2. Instructions and suchlike will be delivered to all volunteers at a later date. Please sign your name on the attached list if interested, and give it to the squirrel who delivered this letter to you in the first place (please feed him once a day!).

PS3. Buy a Squirrele Mechanicale (~With Nay a Stayne of Ruste Ever~) today! Trained to bring in the morning paper and cook many an omelette with ham and cheese, won't rust, drown or get squashed by drive-by mechanostriders, and if you close our eyes (and burn the mushrooms delivered together with the squirrel and inhale the smoke thereof for fifteen minutes) you almost can't tell it's not a real squirrel! Buy your Squirrele Mechanicale (~With Nay a Stayne of Ruste Ever~) today! For inquiries and further information, visit your nearest dwarven tavern or mechanoshop.

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#2 2007-10-01 03:49:50

Joly
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From: Bergen, Norway
Registered: 2005-08-24
Posts: 2028

Re: Save the squirrels, save the world!

somebody's bored! big_smile

im in!

joly / jolt


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#3 2007-10-01 12:17:19

cruzes
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From: Rhenen, holland
Registered: 2005-07-24
Posts: 756
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Re: Save the squirrels, save the world!

he-he-he
I'm up for that big_smile

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#4 2007-10-01 15:43:44

Boltan
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From: Vantaa, Finland
Registered: 2007-01-16
Posts: 1342

Re: Save the squirrels, save the world!

where's the poor squirrel! I want to sign up!


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#5 2007-10-01 16:35:16

Shadowkami
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From: Oostelbeers, The Netherlands
Registered: 2006-08-01
Posts: 167

Re: Save the squirrels, save the world!

Can Disorder members join?

If so, I`m in smile


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#6 2007-10-01 17:32:13

Chimp
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Registered: 2005-08-23
Posts: 1790

Re: Save the squirrels, save the world!

haha sweet!
cunt me in


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#7 2007-10-07 00:37:35

Scrumplebub
Guild Member
Registered: 2007-09-30
Posts: 4

Re: Save the squirrels, save the world!

Full instructions will be given shortly! Stay tuned...

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#8 2007-10-13 14:08:30

Talmira
Guild Member
Registered: 2005-08-14
Posts: 1405

Re: Save the squirrels, save the world!

Missed this post. im in too big_smile


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#9 2007-11-28 13:27:11

Enimusha
Officer
From: Finland
Registered: 2005-08-17
Posts: 6039

Re: Save the squirrels, save the world!

So... what was the outcome of teh squirrel saving contest? smile

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#10 2007-11-28 13:54:04

Baloth
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From: Groningen, Netherlands
Registered: 2005-07-18
Posts: 4000

Re: Save the squirrels, save the world!

1200 scarfs were sold, 240 pairs of shoes and a few really nicely made kitty baskets


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#11 2007-11-28 19:37:45

Boltan
Retired CL
From: Vantaa, Finland
Registered: 2007-01-16
Posts: 1342

Re: Save the squirrels, save the world!

afaik all the squirrels are extinct. we didnt act fast enough. if you move fast you might see a squirrel or two in elwynn.


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#12 2007-11-28 21:06:09

Baloth
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From: Groningen, Netherlands
Registered: 2005-07-18
Posts: 4000

Re: Save the squirrels, save the world!

those will be my gnome warlock with his mechanical ones, I brutally processed them into evil robots


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